Something EVERY Newlywed Woman Should Know

Well, before I get into my weekly Rant, I just want to tell the public that I discussed todays topic with my hubby beforehand. Let's just say "it could be" somewhat embarrassing and I didn't want to just put Kyle on the Spot...ya know? But his confidence is like out the WaZoo, So needless to say he didn't care, which means I get to share with you all what EVERY newly married woman will experience in the first few months of marriage. Let's just say Lysol spray will become your BFF;)

I remember thinking Months & Months ago, before Kyle & I were ever married...WOW...this guy NEVER Farts! Amazing!!!! I mean we would go to these restaurants and he would just Shovel down the cheesiest food EVER and then we would go to the movies OR out with friends...honestly while we were dating....I never Heard Nor Smelled anything...and we dated for well over a year!! However, I was about to get a Rude Awakening come December.

To me, Kyle immolates Confidence, Respect, Godliness & Fit extrordinaire...I mean look at him...he is HOTT!! However, that first month of marriage I just remember Being in the kitchen cooking and all of a sudden this powerful smell would just overwhelm me and I would look at him...and he would have the cutest "I'm SO sorry" look on his face:) Now, he farts ALL. THE. TIME it seems like and we eat really Healthy and so I am thinking that the more veggies/fruits you eat, the worst your gas is! Kitchen, shower, Bed, couch, floor...anywhere & everywhere...you name it, he's probably farted in/on it.
I know some wives who are reading this might concur with what I've said and then others out there will totally DENY it. Well, whatever/however...your husband FARTS...Bottom Line. So get your Lysol cans ready & buy some Beano & you should be good-to-go! Ha!
P.S. Hubby, I love you so much and thank you for allowing me to share this topic with other newly married/people/friends out there!!
XoXo
L