I Did Not Know that I Married a Doggie (Its a good thing)

On this Thursday's Rant, it's Husband meets Doggie...

I am SERIOUSLY counting the days until we can get a puppy.  Obviously, as ya'll read last week, I want a Mini Pom & Kyle wants a giant St. Bernard...so eventually we will get both, but for now we are looking into getting the smaller one first. I Win!! Hahaha!!

Anyway, Kyle seems to think that it is "OH SO FUN" to literally jump on me like he is a GIANT Doggie! I will be sitting on the couch reading, watching T.V., etc and then the next thing you know...BOOM...I've got a 6'5'' tall man, who weighs 220lbs in my lap.  Needless to say...he's heavy!  I will push and shove to try and get him off of me, but then...just like a doggie...he thinks it's funny and that I want to "play"...to someone that is about half his size...it's not funny:) Well, its sorta cute!  One time, he tackled me and literally through my hip out!!  It was somewhat embarrassing to tell my Chiropractor..."yeah...my husband tackled me last night and wanted to "rough house"...LOL...she just looked at me and said..."UMMM...OK...well, you might not want to do that again."

Honestly, I just do not think that men know their own size/strength! I know that there are other wives out there that will TOTALLY agree with me...they are seriously like Giant Doggies AND Kyle loves it!!  He seriously eats it up!!  We could be anywhere, walking/watching television and as soon as he sees a dog, its like... "SQUIRREL"!! Kyle starts talking to the dog AND for the dog...ugh...I am just thinking in my mind, ITS TIME...we need to get one.

I am thinking Obedience School is a slight possibility...on the other-hand...his "doggie act" is going to be great for when we have little kids running around...that is one day that I cannot wait for.  I mean all of our nieces LOVE when Kyle gets on his knees and pretends like he is a dog...Even Berkley, our 5-month-old niece giggles SO hard when Kyle makes a puppy face...its adorable:) He is a total kid at-heart AND I do love that about him...he is going to be such a wonderful father one day!

So to all those "other" women out there who have doggies as husbands...and I do mean that in the most respectful way as possible...I UNDERSTAND!!  I really do:)